Seeking Distraction

amazonpoodle:

come and sit next to me and let’s talk about hardison/parker and how it’s one of the best and healthiest and most functional canon romances i have ever seen in my life

how about how hardison crushes on parker first and doesn’t like repress his feelings but also doesn’t act like parker is responsible for how he feels. how about how he never acts like being her friend and her teammate and her found family isn’t enough for him. how about the way he’s kind and supportive and doesn’t expect to be ~repaid~. how about that.

how about when parker knows she doesn’t want to be in a relationship she sets boundaries. how about when parker sets boundaries hardison respects them. how about the way hardison is patient without any expectation of a ~payoff~ but also doesn’t put his own life on hold. how about the way they keep getting closer!! and trusting each other more!! so playful!! respecting what the other is good at!!

how about how in the long way down job when parker breezes past hardison’s hug, instead of going for it again next time he interprets that to mean she doesn’t do hugs and does that goofy little shoulder-punch instead, just to tell her he’s there? how about how parker gives HARDISON a hug — adapts to him but not at her own expense — and lets herself be comforted? how about when parker’s like “you know this isn’t gonna be normal, right?” and hardison is all *___________*!! how about that!

how about their prom dance with parker still in her climbing harness!! how about them going on thieving vacations together!! how about parker watching e.t.!! HOW ABOUT HARDISON PUTTING A PARACHUTE IN PARKER’S BACKPACK. HOW ABOUT PARKER BEING HARDISON’S VOICE ON THE RADIO TO KEEP HIM FROM HYPERVENTILATING.

how about how hardison’s a geek and parker’s a weirdo and they love those things about each other!! how about nobody changing who they fundamentally are for another person!! how about hardison fretting about parker right after they’ve first started dating and parker is like LOL NOPE LET ME DO MY JOB. how about them rescuing each other all the time!! how about the way the narrative never makes parker ~tragic~ or ~broken~? how about the way hardison is the warm sweet gentle nurturing one? (how about how hardison is the heeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaart she howled into the night)

HOW ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF EH

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@prattprattpratt: I just got pretty hard core up in a drug dealers face. Fuck that guy. Be good. Don’t be a drug dealer. People will think ur a piece of shit.

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tomfighter:

fromhiddleswithlove:

Because wet Hiddles is the best Hiddles.

everyone should have this on their blogs.

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madlori:

redscharlach:

Recipes That Sound Like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I know the last thing the world needs is MORE puns on Benedict’s name, but a few nights ago, I dreamed that someone told me come up with this list and when I woke up, I felt obliged to follow the strange whims of my subconscious. Sorry…

I SMELL A DINNER PARTY.

madlori:

redscharlach:

Recipes That Sound Like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I know the last thing the world needs is MORE puns on Benedict’s name, but a few nights ago, I dreamed that someone told me come up with this list and when I woke up, I felt obliged to follow the strange whims of my subconscious. Sorry…

I SMELL A DINNER PARTY.

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shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

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zohbugg:

I wish we could use videos as reactions on tumblr because I feel like I’d reply to everything with this…

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ridiculousinpiccadilly:

elenilote:

magesmagesmages:

lerevee:

3 different Lucy Lawless 

I’ll take them all. Please.

this woman is a goddess

Lucy Lawless? No, I think you meant Lucy Flawless.

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naijabruh:

bottom line

naijabruh:

bottom line

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witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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poopcop:

there’s nothing the world hates more than opinionated fat women who aren’t trying to be funny

Tags: truth

theouatgifs:

It sounds a lot like the monster that attacked me in New York.

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Found on Facebook. Video of a snoring duckling.