Brett says when he watches Belzy stretch it looks like he’s doing tai chi
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat
Phantom if the opurra
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia,…
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
And then you can feel dehydrated and headachy as a bonus!
it’s so cute i want an army of them
OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE A MAGIC WRITING BOX I WANT IT.
YOU MADE ME INK.
reminder to self.
Sometimes you think you don’t have the ability to write the story you want to write. But, it’s your story. You’re the only one who can write it. Your abilities and skills and style are perfect for this story, because it belongs to you.
And never, ever, ever forget that
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Did you know that McDonald’s CEO tripled his salary without raising prices?
Did you know CEOs make so much money that we could guillotine the lot of them, double the minimum wage, and have a nationwide barbecue…
PINK APPRECIATION POST.
These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl
Okay - just from a semiotics/art appreciation standpoint -
Do you notice that in her images where she is topless, she is not sexualized in the way that scantily clad women often are in photography? She looks aggressive, or like she’s just standing around doing whatever. She does NOT look submissive or “come hither”. The expression in one of these is a “fuck you” expression and sometimes the expression is playful - but aggressively so.
She is posed the way that half-naked men are posed. NOT half-naked women.