Seeking Distraction
adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

(via b-train)

coelasquid:

Brett says when he watches Belzy stretch it looks like he’s doing tai chi

coelasquid:

Brett says when he watches Belzy stretch it looks like he’s doing tai chi

(Source: nowness, via asylos)

kaletam:


bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

untowardness

kaletam:

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

untowardness

(via 101st-analborne)

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via ladyshinga)

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
image

image

Phantom if the opurra

(via fatbodypolitics)

findouteverything:

oomshi:

here-there—and—everywhere:

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia,…

asylos:

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

And then you can feel dehydrated and headachy as a bonus!

lifeoverload2:

scifigrl47:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE A MAGIC WRITING BOX I WANT IT.

YOU MADE ME INK.

lifeoverload2:

scifigrl47:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE A MAGIC WRITING BOX I WANT IT.

YOU MADE ME INK.

(via backyarditarian)

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris | Vanity Fair May 2014 Issue

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris | Vanity Fair May 2014 Issue

(via asylos)

aideemoi:

overacardboardsea:

reminder to self.

Sometimes you think you don’t have the ability to write the story you want to write. But, it’s your story. You’re the only one who can write it. Your abilities and skills and style are perfect for this story, because it belongs to you.

And never, ever, ever forget that

(Source: lastratstanding, via asylos)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via asylos)

I think this is a pallas cat, but it could also be a pudgy tabby.

I think this is a pallas cat, but it could also be a pudgy tabby.

(Source: cat-pic, via poopcop)

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via 101st-analborne)

mansplainedmarxist:

sebastian-somebody:

mansplainedmarxist:

image

Did you know that McDonald’s CEO tripled his salary without raising prices?

Did you know CEOs make so much money that we could guillotine the lot of them, double the minimum wage, and have a nationwide barbecue…

the-orb-weaver:

liquorinthefront:

PINK APPRECIATION POST.

These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl

Okay - just from a semiotics/art appreciation standpoint - 

Do you notice that in her images where she is topless, she is not sexualized in the way that scantily clad women often are in photography? She looks aggressive, or like she’s just standing around doing whatever. She does NOT look submissive or “come hither”. The expression in one of these is a “fuck you” expression and sometimes the expression is playful - but aggressively so.

She is posed the way that half-naked men are posed. NOT half-naked women.

(via seananmcguire)